I got this from another one of my friends bulletins. It is funny because all of us from Okie know that this is true.....You cant deny most of these things!!!!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that shit was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Are for life.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!
OTHER FRIENDS:Will deny this
OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will laugh there ass off when they read this!
