I do NOT have a personal nurse coming in to give me a bath or to cook my meals. I'm totally independent. Although if she is hot and thick in the right places she can dress up like a nurse and feed me anything
I do NOT want your sympathy (but I will take your checks made out to ME personally if you wish to donate to some "worthy cause").
I dress myself.
I'm not breakable
I do NOT need you to speak very sloooooooooowwwwwlyyyy for me to understand you.
I am NOT a Wal-Mart greeter (typically you see disabled persons at the front door of said store giving out carts to customers. Though I don't knock this employment practice, I choose to be stressed out by people wearing suits and ties on a full time basis while being under appreciated and grossly underpaid.
I don't expect you to not laugh if I do something overly gimpy. I laugh at myself, trust me, its okay if you do too.
Sex... I like it.... you will too
