CALIFORNIA: (written by someone bragging!)
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- I don't get snow days off because there’s only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don’t fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
The response from O hi o:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Ohio is where it’s at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out in a crowd.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" There is no such thing as “last call” and there ain’t no closing time! What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... yours are almost equal... and that’s only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Ya’ll". They are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous.
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then, I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't getting the beer from the fridge by the time you are 2... you're developmentally behind.
- You can go out at midnight? That’s nice; I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said, "You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much TV. I have no clue what the neighboring area codes are, all of them are local in my cell area.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit, but we have another name for you pretty boys, and it’s not Greek, it’s French.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by any garden center and pick up 24 Real Mexicans anytime. Can you say catering? In Ohio, most of our Mexicans are illegal... yea....REAL Mexican food!
- Football is a religion, not a sport. - In Ohio, football means football, not soccer.
-Your Governor isn’t even American... :-P
-we got sheetz!!
-we got Cedar point!! yeah baby. Ride on. And our own Islands!
- most of the TV shows filmed in your beloved state suck ass, except for the Price is Right, and we only like that cuz Drew Carey is from OHIO & he rocks...
-our men are REAL!!
-were not about to fall into the ocean!!
-we have more than 1 season to enjoy!! have u ever even SEEN leaves that aren’t 100% green?? Didn’t think so! ..... ur lives are wasted...
- haha... you live in constant fear of earthquakes... what a sad SAD existence!
- Oh honey, *sympathetic face*, I think the House of Representatives gave you more representatives in hopes that ONE of you wouldn’t be a retard! and last I checked most presidential candidates try to win OHIO'S vote!! biatch... muahaha
we are the BUCKEYE state that means we will take your ass out in the snow and beat your ass with buckeyes until you can't breathe anymore We even have buckeye candy, if you don’t know what that is, you are really deprived!
your football teams suck...most of the NFL players are from OHIO STATE BABY!
We have the Cleveland Cavaliers, AND LEBRON JAMES! what do u got??
O HI O!!
