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Oh Trix commercials...

I never understood them. I mean, the rabbit has money to buy all of these disguises and time to set up all of these somewhat elaborate schemes to steal Trix from the local kids.. Why doesn’t he just use one of his disguises to go to the store and buy some cereal, where the worker wouldn’t give his disguise a second glance.

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What if he didn’t care about actually having the cereal, what if he had a sick fetish that he could only get excited if he stole from children? I mean, Trix costs like 3 bucks a box and what did he spend on those disguises?

And actually, why the hell didn’t the kids just give him some?

I refuse to believe that if I were eating a bowl of Trix and a rabbit walked in on his back legs only and just flat out asked for my cereal, I’d wouldn’t just hand it over and call in sick to work.

Who turns down talking animals when their only request is breakfast cereal?!

Maybe he should have teamed up with Lucky the Leprechaun and just murdered the kids.. or held their parents hostage.. I can see it now, it’d be like Fargo, but with cereal mascots. I can almost see Lucky shoving a pair of long white cartoon legs into a wood chipper...