Ninja's blog: "Ask the Ninja"

Dear Ninja,

SO- I was talking to this boy here on fubar. We met. We dated. We lived 6 hours away from each other. This was a year ago. We dated a few months and i found out he was not only playing me but several others.
So, I was naive and tried to have faith in him a second and third-ish time. I've since been talking to another girl which he has played before as well. He happens to have quite the harem as he's QUITE charming....

My question is....... Should We Get A Baseball Bat to Beat The Karma into him OR should we just wait for it to come around on its own?

~The Other Other Other Girl

Dear Other Other Other Girl,

Part of me will tell you to duct tape him to a tree, put honey on his genitals and down his leg, and lead an angry mound of fire ants to him. The fubar equivalent of that would be screen shots of his messages, gifts, bling to you, etc, that you can use to show the other girls what he is. Another part of me will smack you on the forehead and tell your dumb ass you should have had a V8, because you're acting like a crazy girl.

First off, exes are exes for a reason. If it didn't work the first time (or the second, third, etc etc), why in the hell would you be stupid enough to think it would work now? Only reason I can possibly fathom keeping an ex around would be if the sex was phenomenal and they live close enough to come over when you're bored. Although, if you're stuck on sex with the ex, you might be missing better out there.

Now, playing usually means he's doing it to all the girls at the same time. If that's the case, then I absolutely think you should nail his ass to the wall. However, if you broke up and he moved on, you really just need to get over it. A lot of people (because let's face it guys, you're just as guilty) will use the term played when a relationship turns sour. Sometimes people, you're just too freakin clingy, or crazy, or stuck on stupid, and they want out. That's not playing you, it's you. And that's walking away from the big bowl of freakin nuts that you are!

I digress. To everyone in a fu-relationship or online relationship, be careful. Whether or not you see it that way, every profile, every person behind it is a real person with real feelings, even if they are using fake pics to bait you. Some of us aren't as "special" as some of you, but then again, we ate our Wheaties growing up. And I promise that roller-coaster of emotion will even out after they adjust your dosage.

My advice, leave the past where it lies and move the hell on. You aren't doing yourself any favors by giving a crap about what he's doing. Life is a live show. Don't get stuck playing the re-runs.