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63 Year Old · Male · From Beverly Hills, CA · Joined on July 11, 2011 · Relationship status: Married · Born on September 26th


My Bling Policy:
4/25/16 - If you would like to polish my bling, you must be at least a friend. That's not asking too much.

3/16/16 - If you have your bling set so that I cannot polish it as a friend, please block me so that I don't have to waste my time looking for bling to polish and then not be allowed to do it.

If you are not going to allow me to polish your bling, please don't come to my page, better yet, let me know so that I can unfriend you. If I get to your page and I cannot polish your bling, I will unfan / unfriend you. You are no help to me. My bling is open to all of my friends. I know this is a game and it is not all about me, but lets try to play fair! This applies to family too!

3/14/16 - Just because I am not in the upper echelon of the members in Fubar, doesn't mean that you are any better than me. I don't have the fancy bling, or even a lot of bling. I don't have the female body parts that will allow me to get free high-value bling. I have a few friends that I can count on. The rest of you can take a very long hike.

2/15/16 - Yesterday was Valentine's Day. I was only 1 panty bling away from the achievement of receiving a total of ONE! THANKS FOR NOTHING. NOBODY BETTER ASK ME FOR ANYTHING.

12/2/2015 - there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and usually it's when he becomes too old to take a whoopin'.
I don't carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil; I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I hate the government; I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
I don't carry a gun because I'm angry; I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone; I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man; I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate; I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don't carry a gun because I love it; I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
Police protection is an oxymoron. Police cannot be everywhere at once. Free citizens must protect themselves because police cannot protect you from crime all of the time.
Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take a whoopin'!

12/1/2015 - I just saw a status that said "All those sales yesterday, and I didn't get one bling." Did it ever occur to you to buy your own??? Freaking beggars in here!!!!

Fubar has done it again - I can now block people from using ability on me...how stupid can this place get??????? Why not block who can send me a drink? or buy me bling? or like me? or rate me? or admire me? or add me to their family?

If you want my attention, send me a drink that is NOT one of the three that are in the "drink round". If you are interested in me for more, say so in a message, or poke me with a tackle. I am not good at picking up on normal social clues.

I am generally always connected to the internet. I may or may not be at the computer. If I do not answer you, that is why. I am not ignoring you.

I am not a sugar-daddy - I rarely have credits for myself, never mind for someone else.


If you do not chat with me on occasion, DO NOT ASK ME TO ADD YOU TO MY FAMILY!

I am just a guy looking for a female for online friendship.


PRIVACY NOTICE: Wow, if you are observing me for some kind of study, you really need to get a life. I am not that interesting.


63 Year Old · Male · From Beverly Hills, CA · Joined on July 11, 2011 · Relationship status: Married · Born on September 26th

Saw this today from a newbie LuLu http://fubar.com/10636841
FIRST THING'S FIRST: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYBODY COMING ON TO ME ALL SEX-NUTS AND RETARD-STRONG! I am a real woman who demands and commands respect and doesn't have time for perverts. Any pervy actions/statements will immediately get you blocked.

SECONDLY: DON'T SEND A BLANK FRIEND REQUEST AS I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT. Take a moment to fill out that little white box with a little bit about you.


So I guess she wont tolerate pervs but if they pay 25 credits, its ok...LOL

Found this on a fu homepage:

"Yes I have NSFWs and Yes I sell them. ... I am just comfortable enough with my body to let people see, but I also know that I am not a cheap whore who let's people see for free. "

So she's not a cheap whore....she's just working on her price? LOL

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