Some kids working at a Burger King in New Mexico were arrested when cops discovered they had placed marijuana on their burgers. This marks the first time in history that anything organic has ever been served at Burger King.....you thought the BK king was creepy....watch him stoned!
Mel Gibson was interviewed by Diane Sawyer. Did you see that? He said that is was a blessing and that he needed humiliation on a global scale. Wouldn’t it have been easier to get a show on NBC?
The Army is spending over $200 million to change their slogan to "Army Strong”. How about Army screwed?!......well it beats "Did Someone Say Jihad?"
An 83-year-old was caught trying to cross the border with ten pounds of meth. Border Guards became suspicious when the man swam the river, leaped the fence and dug a tunnel all in less than ten minutes.
Here’s an odd story. Yesterday a man that was so fat tried crossing the Mexican border and became trapped in a tunnel. This really isn’t fair. If he’s that fat he belongs in the United States.
October 11th was National Coming Out Day....October 12th is National What The Hell Was I Thinking Day.
We haven’t been able to confirm whether or not North Korea detonated a nuclear bomb. Confirm? We can’t even confirm who the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby is.
Twenty-five of the wealthiest men in American are currently out of work. But enough about the New York Yankees.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie have settled their dispute. They say that their two hearts combined make one. Their two brains combined also make one.
Finally some good news for Republicans today. North Korea tested a nuke! By the end of the year North Korea could have as many bombs as NBC. That was the story today. All around the world people were reacting to North Korea’s nuclear testing. The U.S. condemned it. China said it was wrong. France surrendered.
The signs of autumn are all around us. Today for example Terrell Owens almost overdosed on cider.
