"When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet
store. People kept asking how big I get."
- Rodney Dangerfield
*** Today’s Joke Courtesy of Jokes-Plus.com ***
The good looking housewife was built so well the TV repairman
couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in
the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint
looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to
make a... well... unusual request. But you have to first
promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's
kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband
is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical
weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and
you're a man..."
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes, yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came
in the door...
"Yes, yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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