A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while the
lights would turn off. Each time the lights
would go out, the place would erupt into
cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent. She walked up to the
bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in
there wearing only a fig leaf."
Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,"
said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back
of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to
give the nun a loud round of applause. She
went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just
because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said
the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
nun.
" You see," laughed the bartender, "every time
someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the
lights go out."
