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Nuclear phone manners
created @ 07/24/2016 08:25 am
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Determined to recuperate from a particularly awful week, I attempted to take a nap yesterday. Right as the warm blanket of repose washed over me the telephone rudely brought me back.

"Hello?" .....

"Hi! This is blahblah here to sell you yikityyak..."

What happened next can only be described as a volcanic eruption of foul language came out of my mouth. I'm not sure how long the phone intruder stayed to listen to my tirade nor if he even cared. I can tell you that I felt amazing after my verbal assault. I want to do it again!!

The question is... should I become a verbal assailant or naw?
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