True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off his Hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending,
the patient's girl friend found the
Wedding Ring in his pants pocket
and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum Jelly to slip the ring
on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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