Not sure how true all of this shit is, but there are some very interesting things, that I can agree with, and relate to...
Men:
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
Hey! I have pictures to prove that my boys shit hangs to the floor!
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
But girls that y they invented viagra!
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
As far as Im concerned it should be 100% I mean c'mon that thing is UGLY in the first place could u imagine blowing one that wasnt cut!
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
Again I use this one word VIAGRA!
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
I would hope not on the nose size.. WOW!
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
That shit just dont happen to guys... Only I dont know what its called for chicks but still it sux ass!
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
Guys, c'mon??? If I wanted to floss I woulda brought the minty stuff!!! I mean fuck if your not gonna shave it off u better trim your shit close!!!!!!!!
+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
Yeh, rrrrrrrrrright!
1,A) 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
And some not at all... EWWWWWWW
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
Hey some of us arent blessed with naturaly bountiful tata's so sue us!
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
lets re-phrase that one- 75% of women have men that don't know what the fuck to do with our equipment!
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
NICE! Guys- take lessons
+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
See, I knew it doesnt make you go blind!
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage. (losers! I mean c'mon GUYS do u really think on our wedding night we wanna teach u??? WTF NOT!!!!)
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. (fuck one month- lets be real- 5 minutes!) Only 10% of women feel this way. (and lets re-phrase this one too- 10% will admit to it)
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
I like to lose ideally about 600 calories per day..
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
So, girls, that means if you do it 3-4 times/ week, or ideally a couple times per day, you will NEVER get sick!
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
Of course we feel happier! We just received a load of high-protein happy juice! Duh!
4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
See girls? Who needs makeup, when we can just have lots of crazy kinky monkey love! LOL!
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Seeeeeeeeee! Thats why I look younger and younger everyday! I knew there was a reason.. Just couldnt put my finger on it... Thank you survey!!!
Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
