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Ford's blog: "Understanding Me"

created on 09/12/2007  |  http://fubar.com/understanding-me/b128083  |  1 followers

Now do you believe??

Several years ago, I dated this heifer woman, whom I had the misfirtune of having kids with, as well... This woman was so lazy, she even fought me tooth and nail on getting a job. I worked constantly. I remember this one week well.... I worked every day, for 6 days, 12 hours each, but since I wasn't sleeping well before that week anyway, I was mad tired daily. I would come home at 9AM and head right to the bedroom, sleep as long as I could. Those days, she actually let me sleep at least 8 hours, instead of 2.. I would get up and head out the door practically, to play with kids and such, and then I'd go back to work directly from the yard, where I grabbed my cuppa joe, etc etc... Never went ito any other part of the house, except the bedroom, living room off the side of that, and the bathroom, off the side of the living room. Never once went into the kitchen the whole weel. I finally got a day off, though, and decided to help a bit around the house, it was looking shabby as hell... As I said, she was lazy as hell... I went to do the dishes.. and... omg... I remember this week, because not only did she snap a picture of it, but her words were, " OMG! You're ACTUALLY gonna do the housework!" I gave her a blank stare.. and nasty one. she took off, as I said, "WTF? I know, I know, it's too much hassle to move your fat ass offa the couch and pich up a bit daily, right? Hard ass work getting off the couch, I know. And then you wonder why I love my truck more than your ass.." Anyway, point is given, I assume... I tell ppl this and they never believe how bad she was.. Now, with my NEW scanner, and finding the pic, I give you... The Truth!.. Photobucket
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