Something To Offend Nearly Everyone
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> Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>
>Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>A. A different bar
>
>Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
>A. Sum Ting Wong
>
>Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
>A. A speech impediment
>
>Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
half-mast?
>A. They're hiring
>
>Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
>A. Because they're not going to work
>in the future either.
>
>Q. What do you call a Mississippi
>farmer with a sheep under each arm?
>A. A pimp.
>
>Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car
only on
>Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday,
>the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>A. The southern zoo has a description
>of the animal on the front of the cage
>along with a recipe.
>
>Q. How do you get a sweet little
>80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
>A. Get another sweet little
>80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
>
>Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale???
>A. A northern fairytale begins, "Once
>upon a time..."
>A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't
>g onna believe this shit."
>
>Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
>A. Because all the Mexicans who can run,
>jump or swim are already in the United
>States.
