Me: “Excuse me, can I help you ma’am?”
Customer, in a very mean tone: “Yeah, I need a Dove bar.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am. The soaps are right over there; see the sign?”
Customer: “…”
Me: “?”
Customer: “I’M WAITING…”
Me: *sigh*
(I go and get the soap and hand it to her. Then, she shows me a list of eight other things.)