Me: “Thank you for calling [furniture store], how may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, you make custom furniture right?”
Me: “Yes, we do.”
Customer: “Okay, can you make a table and maybe some chairs out of this tree in my front yard?”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we don’t actually do any of the tree cutting. We get all of our wood from a lumber yard.”
Customer: “But the city says I need to cut down this tree right away or I’ll be fined!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but I can’t do anything about that.”
Customer: “Well, screw you, then! My grandfather planted this tree here! He’s going to haunt you till you die! HAUNT YOU TILL YOU DIE!”
