(A customer and his wife come in to find an outfit for her to wear. He seems particularly interested in one that’s being worn by a mannequin.)
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “I was wondering if you have the outfit on the mannequin?”
Me: “Unfortunately, I sold the last one earlier today. The one the mannequin is wearing is the only one I have.”
Customer: “Well, why can’t you just give me that one then?”
Me: “I can, but I do have another almost identical outfit in stock.”
Customer: “No, I want that one!”
Me: “Okay, sir.”
(I start dragging the mannequin to the back.)
Customer: “Where are you going?”
Me: “City law says I can’t undress her in front of the windows, sir.”
Customer: “Well, why can’t I have that one?”
Me: “Sir?”
Customer: “I want the one on the mannequin!”
Me: “That’s what I’m doing sir.”
Customer: “I WANT THE ONE ON THE MANNEQUIN!”
(His wife suddenly appears from another part of the store.)
Customer’s wife: “He just wants to see the mannequin naked.”
