(A customer puts beer on the table to buy.)
Me: “Can I see your ID please, sir?”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t have it.”
Me: “Sorry, I can’t sell this to you. You have to have a valid ID.”
Customer: “Can’t you tell I’m 21?”
Me: “Yes, sir, but policy requires me to ID you if you look under 40.”
Customer: “Well, I have this…will it work? You guys have taken it before when I bought beer.”
(Customer hands me a pink government paper with his name and information on it.)
Me: “What is this?”
Customer: “My DUI report.”