Over 16,525,787 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
(I’m standing behind my counter when a man comes up to me with a prepaid phone and airtime card in his hand.)
Me: “Can I help you sir?”
Customer: “I wanna buy this.”
(I usually make people tell me what they want before I just “hop to.”)
Me: “That’ll be $63.55.”
Customer: *sets check down in front of me* “Just fill that out for me.”
Me: *thinking about writing a check for $20 over for a tip*
