(I was working in the back, getting things ready for the next floor set, and I had to pull some mannequins from the floor and dress them. I was dragging one of the full body forms towards the back, when a customer approached me.)
Her: “Excuse me, do you work here?”
(Note that I’m wearing the uniform and I still have a headset in my ear.)
Me: “No, ma’am, I’m stealing this mannequin.”
Her: “Oh, okay. thanks.”
(She turns around to find someone else to help her.)
