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What are you waiting for?
(Over the phone…)
Lady: “Is there a way to see your menu before coming in?”
Me: “Yes, you can google the name of the restaurant and the first link should take you to a menu.”
Lady: “What’s…’google’ mean?”
Me: “It’s a search engine on the internet. It’s at google.com.”
Lady: “Just a sec…” *faintly* “Google…dot…com…”
Lady: “It’s not working.”
Me: “Did you spell the our name correctly?”
Lady: “I can’t even get to this ‘google’ page! Wait… how do you spell ‘dot’?”
