Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. What can I–”
Caller: “F*** YOU, B****! YOU G**D*** WOMEN HAVE NO F***ING RIGHT TO BELITTLE ME! B****!”
Me: “Um, sir, I think you have the wrong–”
Caller: “I SAID F*** YOU!”
Me: “Sir, this is tech support.”
Caller: “What?! Um…I mean…um…” *click*
(A few moments later, the phone rings again and I answer.)
Me: “Hello, tech support. What may I–”
Same caller: “F*** YOU!”
Me: “Sir, you have the wrong number.”
Same caller: *click*
(My boss who has been observing this the whole time decides to step in.)
Boss, to me: “I’ll handle the phone now.”
(Not surprisingly, the phone rings again. My boss picks it up, and before the guy on the other end can say anything…)
Boss: “Sir, if you keep pressing redial, you will keep reaching the wrong number.”
Same caller: “Oh, s***!” *click*
(He didn’t call back.)
