(I’m a cashier at the local grocery store. One evening, a customer comes up to my till.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay today, sir?”
Customer: “Yes, thank you, I did.”
(I start scanning his items. Out of nowhere, he grabs the hand-held scanner and points it at his forehead. Naturally, nothing comes up.)
Customer: “Just as I thought. I’m priceless!”
