(A VERY drunk WHITE guy comes in 5 minutes before closing time.)
White guy: “F*ck you! You’re not going to serve me are you?”
Me: “Nope, sorry, we’re just closing.”
White guy: “Awww, go on, please…just a quick pint!”
Me: “No, we’re closing.”
White guy: “F*ck you, is it because I’m black?”
Me: “…Yes.”