Zombies Need Life Insurance Too
Insurance | VA, USA |
Me: “Thank you for calling [company]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to find out about getting life insurance for my sister.”
Me: “Okay, I can connect you with an agent.”
Customer: “Wait, I have a question.”
Me: “No problem, what is your question?”
Customer: “Well, my sister died two days ago. Is that going to make it more expensive?”
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Caller On Line (Number) Two
Retail | Emeryville, CA, USA |
Me: ”Thank you for calling [store]. This is Ella. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I need [muddled].”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. I can’t really hear you.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “I said I can’t hear you too well.”
Customer: “Oh, god d*** it! Hang on!”
(There is a lot of grunting, a fart, and then the toilet flushes)
Customer: “Can you hear me now?!”