Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, what does free range chicken mean?”
Me: “That means our chickens are not raised in cages. They get to walk around outside, which is important to the quality of life for the animals.”
Customer: *with a horrified expression* “How do you make sure they don’t eat bugs and stuff while they’re outside?”
Me: “We make sure the farmers put up a sign ‘don’t eat bugs’ in chicken scratch so they can read it.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take two breasts.”
