(At the theme park where I work, a teenage guest gets out of line and marches up to me at my spot greeting people.)
Guest: “There are two birds back there fighting in the bushes. You should go stop them.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t really have any control over nature.”
Guest: “But they’re fighting. One of them could get hurt.”
Me: “I’m sure they’ll sort it out soon and fly off.”
Other guest: “Those birds aren’t fighting…they’re ‘dating’.”
(The guest thinks about it for a moment.)
Guest: “What?! And you’re just going to let them do it in front of everyone? This is a FAMILY park. Oh my God!”
