(I’m waiting in the movie ticket line and overhear three teenage girls having a conversation.)
Girl #1: “What is the mat-in-ee?”
Girl #2: “That’s like, a sea creature, right?”
Girl #3: “OMG, you are so stupid! Its like when you get a discount because your dad is, like, in the military or something.”
Girl #1: “OMG, I’m so stupid!”
Girl #3: “Yeah, you should pay more attention to your surroundings!”