Customer: “Where is the bulk smooth peanut butter?”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, we’re all out of smooth–”
Customer: “No, that can’t be! I need smooth peanut butter!”
Me: “Well, do you have a food processor?”
Customer: “Yeah, so?”
Me: “You could always buy some crunchy peanut butter and make it smooth at home.”
Customer: “I can’t have crunchy peanut butter! It has peanuts in it! Are you trying to kill me?!”