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So I was just applying my green clay masque (mask?), made up of avocado and oatmeal (I have a pic in my default, but I'm not linking because it never works) and it smells really good. And I thought to myself: "mmm this smells really good. Hmmm oatmeal....oatmeal reminds me of peanut butter (WHAT??!) and peanut butter reminds me of Ford." and I thought about how strange it was that my Hulk green oatmeal masque made me think of Ford....and then I wondered what would happen if I rubbed jelly on my butt. Or maybe rub avocado on my butt...would it make it smooth? And then it occurred to me: avocado is ALREADY smooth, I don't need to make it any smoother.
It's amazing how Ford makes my pores so tight and oil free....
