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DjEnchantress Lioness Rose's blog: "joke"

created on 03/28/2009  |  http://fubar.com/joke/b287767

no way

 A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a

particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent

their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

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> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel

schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with

his wife flying down the following day.

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> The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so

he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one

letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her

husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following

a heart attack.

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> The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and

friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The

widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the

computer screen which read:

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> To: My Loving Wife

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> Subject: I've Arrived

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> Date: October 16, 2005

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> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now

and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

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> I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that

everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to

seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

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> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!

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