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No more drunken roommate
created @ 02/12/2023 07:35 pm
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The 100 lb drunken roommate died at 1:00 AM. Vaccinated,three strokes COPD and countless beers and cigarettes later total pulmonary collapse finally did him in. Some will recall when I had to shoot him. Well at 3:00 this afternoon I lost it. I cried like a baby for an hour, then slept with my cat for three. Feel much better.I've been needing a cry. I didn't like the man, but he is the last of three brothers and , well, his parents...
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