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SAND & STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED, GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ".

When I first sign up for this contest (The Most Sexiest Cherry Contest) I was thinking this will be a fun thing to do. I was so wrong its wasnt fun at all. it was a pain in the ass I ended up posting 7 bulletins and hardly no one responed to my bulletins . At one point I was thinking to myself its obvious that im not doing something right here so i kept tryin to get anyone to come and help me. A handful of ppl did and thanks again. I thought I would had alot more comments by now but dont. I wont be in entering anymore contests in the future. please feel free to tell me your thoughts

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart. Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!! You Dropped something , "My jaw"

A Love Story I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu

Hey, I just recieved this from my son and I figured you might get a kick out of it. Bill >Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like >Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of >promises that really speak to true friendship: > > >1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against >the sorry bastard who made you sad. > >2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > >3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. > >4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. > >5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much >worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. > >6. When you are confused - I will use little words. > >7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well >again. I don't want whatever you have. > >8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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please come and comment me its only takes a few mins of your time i will be so grateful to anyone who will help me out thanks

Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. & Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work

Your most appealing feature is: Your Eyes Your best feature is your eyes. The are full of expression and seductive.

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