>Actual Newspaper Ads
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>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
>8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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>FREE PUPPIES:
>1 /2 Cocker Spaniel,
>1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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>FREE PUPPIES..
>Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
>Father, Super Dog...
>able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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>FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
>Looks like a rat .. been out a while.
>Better be a reward.
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>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
>Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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>NORDIC TRACK
>$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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>GEORGIA PEACHES
>California grown - 89 cents lb.
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>JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
>Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
>WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
>Call Stephanie.
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>AND THE BEST ONE:
>FOR SALE BY OWNER:
>Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
>45 volumes.
>Excellent condition.
>$1,000 or best offer.
>No longer needed,
>got married last month.
>Wife knows Every Friggin' Thing.