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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means) 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.) Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

Well I'm trying to win a Blast for 30 days and I need everyone's help. Comments Only with Bombing Allowed. So bring a friend and pass the link on and show me the luv all you cherries. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=164118&albumid=394946&i=1688834507 Thank you all!

Okay! Well I had to create a new guest book. So if ya love me come by and sign my book so I know you love me! XOXO

On May 10, 2007 I lost a good friend of mine that I grew up with (literally he lived next door). Due to his passing it has made me realize just how important my friends and family are to me. For those of you on my list that actually talk to me and care thank you so much! For everyone else consider yourself lucky to read this as you are about to learn about a wonderful person that is no longer with us. Steve A. Martin Son, brother, father, grandson and friend was lost to us on the early morning hours of 5/10/07. He left behind a beautiful daughter, great sister, awesome father, and a lot of true friends that will miss him dearly. Although he is gone his memories live deep with in our hearts and he in never forgotten. On 6/11/07 we would have celebrated his 21st birthday with the customary drinking and smoking that was Stevens favorite pass time. So take a minute to hug and kiss your loved ones and tell them you love them for you never know when it will be the last time you see them. So until it is my turn Steve you just hang tight and wait for me with a big fatty cause I'm coming home with the snacks and beer.

Steven A. Martin HUDSON - Steven A. Martin, 20, of Hudson, formerly of Maynard, died unexpectedly Thursday, May 10, 2007, at Marlborough Hospital. Born in Concord, he was the son of Richard "Steve" Martin of Maynard and Dawn Johnson of Gardner. Besides his parents, he leaves his sister, Lori Martin of Maynard; his grandmother, Charlene Martin of Maynard; and many friends. Visiting hours are Tuesday, May 15, from 6 to 8 p.m., at the Fowler-Kennedy Funeral Home, 42 Concord St., Maynard. Burial will be private. Please pray for the friends and family he left behind.... ***You will be missed by all and forgotten by none!!***

ALL RIGHT EVERYONE MY GIRL DJ SASSY NEEDS YOUR HELP! SHE IS IN A CONTEST AND NEED SOME COMMENT BOMBERS TO HIT HER UP! PLEASE HELP IF NOT FOR ME THEN FOR HER! IF YOUR MY FRIEND GET OUT THERE AND DO THIS BEAUTY GOOD AND BOMB THE FUCK OUTTA HER PIX! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=552164&albumid=348916&i=1922493844)http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=552164&albumid=348916&i=1922493844

Well I stuck my foot in my mouth, again! I made a wager with my friend and now if I don't win this bet I don't know what she'll make me do. (Not good!) So here is the bet: She said I couldn't make it to Level 15 by May 1st. I said I could! So help me to remove my foot from mouth and win the bet so I can make her pay!! LOL So to all my family, friends, and fans help me out. Weather I win or lose I'll post a new blog letting you all know the results and payment. HA HA! Tyvm!!!

It's time to take a moment to share a little love with those that mean the most!! For all my truest friends here on CT here a message for all of ya'll. YOU FUCKING ROCK!! To: Buddha In Some Cases The Forgotten Sorrow Ironhold Sean Kristan Smith Jesse Rachel Mystified Fire Tiffany DJ Thundar Blue Eyes and to everyone else much love to you too! You can find the above people on my family and friend list. I think they're great people to know and you should too!!! XOXO Mistress

Hey People, My girl "Mystified" just signed up and I need all my peoples to hit up her page and show her a little CT love and let her know that her girl Mistress Andie sent you. http://cherrytap.com/user/843390