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ninjasabby's blog: "jokes"

created on 01/02/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b40267
Mick appeared on the Newfoundland version of "Who wants to be a millionaire" and towards the end of the program had already won $500,000. "you've done very well so far," saids the show's presenter, but for 1 million dollars, you've only got one lifeline left phone-a-friend. 'Everything is riding on this question..... will you go for it?" "sure," said MIck. I'll have a go!" "ok. the question is:which of the following birds does not build its own nest? a)Robin b)Sparrow c)Cuckoo d) Thrush." "I hasnt got a clue," said Mick, "so i'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Come-Bye_Chance.' Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstance and repeated the question to him. Fookin Ell,Mick!" cried Paddy. "dats just simple loogic....its a Cuckoo." are you sure Paddy said Mick. I', fookin sure replied Paddy. Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, I'll go with Cuckoo as my answer. Is that your final answer asked the host. Dat it is Sir. There was a long,long pause, then the presenter screamed Cuckoo is the correct answer Mick you've $1,000,000 the next night Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. Tell me, Paddy How in Gods name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesnt build its own nest? You mean you know fook-all about birds. Fer fooks sake laughed Paddy everybody knows a fookin Cuckoo lives in a clock
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