NEWFIE RECREATION
two Newfies walk into a pet shop. they go directly over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry. "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerrys van and drive to 'Come-By-Chance' until they are high up on a hill and stop at the top of the cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks like a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two of the birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!' As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "fook dat, dis budgie jumpin" is too fockin' dangerous for me."
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