IF U R CLOSE TO MATTOON,IL R WANNA DRIVE THAT FAR FOR A AWESOME ASS TIME!!!:
PIMP IT LIKE A RAWKSTAR! NY EVE! TOASTERS!MATTOON! $5 DOOR!
n this economy, why in fuck are you going to pay 10, 25, 50, even 100 bucks or more to ring in 2009 when you can get a badass CHAMPAGNE TOAST, FREE PARTY FAVORS and THE TRAVELLING RAWK CIRCUS THAT IS THE ONE-AND-ONLY JAB?
RAWK and RING in 2009 with SAINT JIMI, CHILI-D, THE GREAT UDEENIE and UNCLE HILTY! tray fulls of FREE CHAMPAGNE at MIDNIGHT! NOISE MAKERS and PARTY FAVORS! IN-fk'n-SANE DRINK SPECIALS reserved for one special night! PARTYRAWK served up hot and rawkilicious... from bands like BUCKCHERRY, NICKELBACK, SEETHER, PUDDLE OF MUDD, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, DEF LEPPARD, PANTERA.
GREEN DAY, POISON, AEROSMITH, LIMP BIZKIT OZZY, AC/DC, more 80's, 90's and NU RAWK!
and you get every second of this memorable night for $5 at the door!
don't get stuck payin' 10, 25, 50 or 100 plus dollars for lame giveways and low energy rawk... GET FREE CHAMPAGNE AT MIDNIGHT, NOISE MAKER/PARTY FAVORS, DRINK UP WITH SOME DIAMOND DAVE APPROVED DRINK SPECIALS and get the high energy, full on, balls out, straight up, dance floor packin, booty swingin, head slammin, neck whippin, drink tippin, fire breathin' NEW YEARS EVE RAWKIN' party deluxe that is JAB!
...and get it for $5 at the door!
we did say it was only FIVE BUCKS, yeah? :)
come join us for JAB's 2009 NEW YEARS EVE RAWKERZ BALL at TOASTERS in MATTOON WEDNESDAY NIGHT DECEMBER 31st!
2009 is about to GET RAWKED, FAWKERZ!
