This is another that I butchered. It's called 'The Bong Guy Doesn't Get Busted' Stole the music from the Beatles Norwegian Wood.
I'm driving along,
singing a song'
smoking my bong...
When I get a fright,
Up on the right,
there's a blue light...
They ask me for license,
insurance and registration...
They look in my eyes
and I tell them they're red from the sun...
I can plainly see
officers three don't believe me.
There, under the seat
between my feet, bongwater sweet...
Is pouring out onto the carpet,
it's soaking in quick...
I'm thinking 'There's going to be charges,
and they're going to stick!'
Oh, no not again,
they will not bend,
it's time for my friends...
There, next to my bong,
two hand grenades I brought along...
'Excuse me officer! Catch! Bye now!'