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Ok recently my son has asked me for a new mom so together we have been exploring what it would mean for us to have a new mom in our lives and what qualities we would want in our new mom. His ideas are so cute I thought I would blog them and share them with people. We just had a conversation today here is what we have come up with so far. What he wants will be capitalized.

1. SHE WILL LOVE US.
1. I agree with this one.
2. SHE WILL MAKE US A BABY SO WE CAN HAVE A BABY FOR OUR HOUSE. NOT A MEAN ONE LIKE LOGAN, HE IS REALLY MEAN.
2. sounds good to me!smooch.gif ok any potiental moms out there who want to be our mom. do you hear that? no birthing mean babies!
3. SHE WILL MARRY DAD
3. yeah she would haveto do that to be our new mom
4. SHE WILL NOT KISS DAD BECAUSE THAT IS REALLY GROSS AND I WILL HAVE TO WASH HIS LIPS OFFawake.gif
4. Hey wait a minute! what if I want to kiss her?
5. YOU WILL HAVE NO LIPS I WILL WASH EM AWAY. CAUSE THEY HAVE GERMS!
5. Hmmm Son if you want to have a baby I will probably have to kiss her!
5. I WILL WASH YOUR LIPS AWAY!!
5. ok ok I know better then to argue with five year old logic, but son I would look funny with no lips.
5. THEN DON'T KISS HER.
5. (sigh).
6. SHE WILL PLAY WITH ME.
6. I wonder how she will look in a wonderwoman costume? I hope she can play
with me too!
7.SHE WILL SLEEP IN MY ROOM UNLESS SHE SNORES CAUSE THEN SHE WILL WAKE ME UP AND I WILL HAVE TO SLEEP WITH DAD!
7. Hmmm Can she sleep in my room?
7. NO CAUSE IF SHE SNORES SHE WILL WAKE YOU UP. THEN YOU WILL BE GRUMPY.
7. ok son she can sleep in your room.
8. HER NAME WILL BE MOM!
8. that is a good name for a mom.
9. Sid, What is the first thing you would want to do with a new mom?
9.Go fishing



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