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A priest wants some fish for dinner so a member of his church thats a fisherman tells him he will bring some to him that evening. They sit down and start to eat. The Father tells the fisherman "These are some of the best fish I've ever had! What kind of fish are they?" The fisherman responds "These are the best 'sons of bitches' in the world and they are only in our waters". The Father looks at the fisherman puzzled. "My son I know you are proud of these fish but please dont refer to them with such language". The fisherman looks at the father suprised and tells him "No Father thats what they are really called". The priest looks amused and tells him "Oh ok as long as that is their real name".

                                                              The next week a Bishop comes to town and joins the Father for dinner. The priest tells him "Your really going to enjoy these fish Your Grace!" The Bishop starts to eat and exclaims "Wow these are delicious! What kind of fish are they?" The Father tells him "These 'sons of bitches' are found locally in our waters and they are some of the best 'sons of bitches' in the world!" The Bishop is startled with his counterparts language and asks "My friend why are you using such language around me and describing Gods creatures in such a way?" The priest is more than happy to explain "No Your Grace, that is the fishes real name!" The Bishop is relieved to hear this and says "oh ok as long as that is their true given name".

           The month following month the Pope comes to town and is greeted by both the Father and the Bishop with a wonder dinner spread. The Pope starts to eat the fish and ecstatically tells them "These fish are the most wonderful thing I have ever had the pleasure of eating!" The Bishop smiles and looks to the priest before telling the Pope "Your Holiness "These 'sons of bitches are some of the best sons of bitches in the whole world!" The Pope stops eating and looks at them blankly before smiling brightly and telling them both "You know you Mother Fuckers are alright with me!"