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Ok, this is a story about a group of leaders from four different countries that somehow end up going to hell together as a group.  The leaders included the President of Russia, Prime Minister of Great Britain, The President of China, and The president of the USA, Barack Hussein Obama.  When they arrive in hell, they are brought before one of satan's senior advisors who informs the leaders that they are entitled to one phone call each to anywhere and for as long as needed.  So the Russian President makes the first call and wraps it up in about 30min.  Next, the Prime Minister of GB makes their call and it lasts for over an hour.  The president of china gets one the phone and talks for 45min.  Finally, the US president makes his call which lasts for three and a half hours.

A few moments later, the satanic advisor presents each leader with their bill for the call each one made.  The Bristish PM looks at the bill and reads aloud, "My My, $350 is quite expensive", the Russian president looks at his and proclaims, "I do believe there is an error in my $275 bill.  Whyen the Chinese President looks at his, he groans about his bill being $300.  Finally, Mr. Obama, the US president, loolks over his bill and is very pleased to discover that it was only $5.  It diodn't take long for the other leaders to learn of Mr. Obama's sudden stroke of good luck and when they approached the satanic advisor to demand and explanation as to why the bill for the US was much lower, the advisor said simply, "Seeing how the US is going to hell under Mr. Obama's watch, turns out his call was a local phone call!!!!!

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