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| | New Health Care Plan |
| created @ 11/17/2009 12:59 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE NEW NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters..
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day.."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE NEW PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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