A guy walks into a bar, sits down,
and asks,
'Bartender, got any specials today?'
Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist patron of ours.
It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.'
The guy asks, 'Good grief, what
do you call that?'
The bartender replied,
It's a 'Pabst Smir.'
