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Rassalon's blog: "Booty Contract"

created on 03/18/2009  |  http://fubar.com/booty-contract/b285945

New Booty Agreement

This was recently sent to me so I thought I would Share it! Smile2.gif -------------------------------------------------- The Booty Call Agreement This Booty Call Agreement (hereafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the___ day of ___________20__ between____________ and ______________. This Agreement Shall Cover The Following Rules and Principles: No Sleep Overs – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. No Meeting in Public, except for drinks or dinner before the events of the evening ( when absolutely necessary) No calls before 9 p.m. – we don’t have stuff to talk about. No emotional discussion about where this thing is headed, or potential love blossoming, etc. No plans made in advance- that’s why we are each other’s “backup”. An out –of-town hook-up is an exception to the rule. Even then, it’s a one time advance call. No baby talk- however, talking dirty is encouraged. Calling out the wrong name during sex is ok. No falling asleep after sex—if it’s over, we get our asses up and go home. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes both of us—so no repeat requests. Doggie-style is preferred—the less eye contact, the better. **** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS **** The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the Agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and the offender will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone, memory, and email lists; blocked from all communications until his/her silly ass understands the rules. Participating Partners Between:____________________ and ____________________ Signatures:_____________________ ___________________________ Date:_______________
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