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> > A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You
> >know what?' says the 6 year-old. 'I think it's about time we
> > started cussing.'
> > The 4 year-old nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old
> >continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
> >with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year-old agrees with
> >enthusiasm.
> > When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old
> >what he wants for breakfast, he replies,'Awe hell Mom, I guess I'll have
> >some Cheerios.'
> > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
> >floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in
> >hot pursuit, slapping his rear end with every step. She locks him in his
> >room and shouts, 'You can stay in there until I let you out.'
> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks
> >with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'
> >
> > 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it
> >won't be Cheerios.'
