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LadynRED's blog: "Jokes"

created on 02/23/2008  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b191472

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, "good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Reading a book she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)

You're in a restricted fishing area, He informs her.

I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing I'm reading.

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

FOR READING A BOOK? she replies.

If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

But I haven't even touched you, says the game warden.

That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."

Have a nice day ma'am and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with awoman who reads... its likely she can also think>

 

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