One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, "good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
Reading a book she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
You're in a restricted fishing area, He informs her.
I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing I'm reading.
Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
FOR READING A BOOK? she replies.
If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
But I haven't even touched you, says the game warden.
That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."
Have a nice day ma'am and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with awoman who reads... its likely she can also think>