Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
> > table. A very attractive blonde woman from North
> > Carolina arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
> > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
> >
> > She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
> > luckier when I play topless."
> >
> > With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice;
> > and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
> >
> > As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...
> > and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
> >
> > She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up
> > her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
> >
> > The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally,
> > one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> >
> > The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you
> > were watching."
> >
> > Moral ---
> >
> > Not all Southerners are stupid.
> > Not all blondes are dumb.
> > But, all men..... are men.
