Naughty Riddles
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>Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
>A: A cherry float.
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>Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
>A: 1 US leader
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>Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
>A: Beat it - we're closed.
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>Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
>A: To find a tight seal.
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>Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
>A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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>Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
>A: 68; at 69 you have to Turn around.
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>Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
>A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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>Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
>A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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>Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
>A: Dill-dough.
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>Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
>A: She's withholding evidence.
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>Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
>A: You can sleep with a light on
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My sister emailed this to me, I thought it was awsome and had to share it......