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Crissy's blog: "Jokes"

created on 09/18/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b3659
Naughty Riddles > >Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? >A: A cherry float. > >? > >Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? >A: 1 US leader > >? > >Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? >A: Beat it - we're closed. > >? > >Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? >A: To find a tight seal. > >? > >Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? >A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. > >? > >Q: What's the speed limit of sex? >A: 68; at 69 you have to Turn around. > >? > >Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? >A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" > >? > >Q: Why is air a lot like sex? >A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. > >? > >Q: What's another name for pickled bread? >A: Dill-dough. > >? > >Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? >A: She's withholding evidence. > >? > >Q: What's the difference between light and hard? >A: You can sleep with a light on > > My sister emailed this to me, I thought it was awsome and had to share it......
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