Native Friends(don't be offended)
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I' m home!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Are always rushing you to get somewhere.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are always saying "hold on", "wait", "don't trip out, we'll get there."
WHITE FRIENDS: Attend feast days for the food and hospitality.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Stay for the feast days after party.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will crack up and forward it to all their other INDIAN friends!
